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If ityou rings,were putreally itall onthat hold;
Itsmart wouldn't somebody important be ifasking clanks,you questions about how callto solve the repairman;current energy crises?
If ityou whistles,were ignoreall it;
Ifthat it'srich awouldn't friend,people takebe ahitting break;
Ityou it'sup afor boss,loans lookall busy;the time?
If ityou talks,were takeall notes;
Ifthat it'scool handwritten,wouldn't typethere it;
Ifbe it'slots typed,of copyfolks it;
Ifcopying what it'syou copied,do fileand it;say?
If it'syou're Friday,such forgeta it!
Weirdfashion expert wouldn't you be receiving money Quotesfor your input?
"I
The willtruth notis eatyou're oysters.like Ithe wantrest myof foodus. dead.You're Notgood sick.looking Notbut wounded.nothing Dead."that Woodywould Allen.
"Themake fourRover buildingroll blocksover ofand thebark. universeYou're aresmart fire,but water,didn't gravelget andany vinyl."important Davescholarships Barry.
"Athat nickelprovided ain'tmuch worthof aanything dimeworthwhile. anymore."You're Yogirich Berra.
"Iin amfriends notand afraidfellowship and have lots of death,people Ion justyour don'tChristmas wantcard tolist bebut therelet's whenface it happens."you're Woodynot Allen.
"It'sinvited ato scientificthat factmany thatreally yourneat bodyparties. willYou're notcool absorbbut cholesterolso ifis youAlaska. takeYou're ita fromwonderful anotherdresser person'sbut plate."so Daveis Barry.
"Ifthat youhunk askof medark anythingfurniture Isitting don'tin know,your I'mbedroom notstuffed goingwith last decades worn out underwear. When it comes right down to answer."it Yogiyou Berra.
"Ilike spentthe arest yearof inmankind thatare town,wonderful onebut Sunday."nobody Georgeis Burns.
"Weathergoing forecastto forrace tonight:to dark."the Georgebank Carlin.
"Heto taughtunderwrite meyour housekeeping;adventures. whenSorry Iabout divorcethat himbut Iyou keeplike the house."rest of humanity must cope Zsawith Zsabeing Gabor.YOU!
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