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Gun Scare Statements
Scary comments made by people who don't understand firearms.
1. Why are these things legal?
2. Is this the trigger?
3. I thought trigger was a horse.
4. Which end do you look through?
5. Which end does the bullet come out of?
5. Hey look! It turns into a crutch.
6. Why is this part called the hammer?
7. It doesn't look deadly to me.
8. Why is this thing called the widow maker?
9. How do you play Russian roulette?
10. Let me get this straight. I don't point it at you and pull the trigger? Not even in jest?
If you hear anyone make any statement like these or close to them, take the gun and run.
1. Why are these things legal?
2. Is this the trigger?
3. I thought trigger was a horse.
4. Which end do you look through?
5. Which end does the bullet come out of?
5. Hey look! It turns into a crutch.
6. Why is this part called the hammer?
7. It doesn't look deadly to me.
8. Why is this thing called the widow maker?
9. How do you play Russian roulette?
10. Let me get this straight. I don't point it at you and pull the trigger? Not even in jest?
If you hear anyone make any statement like these or close to them, take the gun and run.
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